1. In keeping with the icky-pink tradition.

Perhaps the general fluffiness is a bit much?
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2. Green and chipper, then.

But enough with the animal motif. How about...........
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3. This guy?

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as opposed to this

which I, personally, cannot pull off.
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4. Tradition demands that I go looking like this. And my friends say they are willing to risk being seen like this, too..
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Um. No, bleh. But perhaps this?
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I just asked Ma. She agrees that it's hard to sustain poses like this over long periods of time. However, if I want to frizz my hair and wear a strappy blouse she will be supportive as long as nothing falls apart. Which it inevitably will, so screw that.
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5. As an afterthought, how about this?
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It's happy, and freaky, and wacky, and silly, and more favorite words. But does it make me look fat, though, because the pink gorilla was rather slimming.
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Vote please, for
a. The Fluffy Pink Gorilla
b. The Happy Frog
c. The Coolest Action-Figure Costume Ever
d. That Stupid Drape Thing
e. Clownface.
Vote fast, though. I'm depending on you to decide what will ultimately blow socks off.